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 Tired
of all that memorization and tactics nonsense? Fed up with falling victim to inferior
opponents who are better prepared?
Abeauser & Tsceating is excited to offer for the first time to the general
public, the new Braille Buddy®
That's right! Now
you, with the help of an accomplice, can destroy even the strongest of opponents
with amazingly accurate play.
The Braille Buddy®
is a device worn in your armpit (both right and left-handed models available!),
that receives input via remote transmitter from your PIC (Partner In Crime).
Simply lean back
in your chair and fold your arms across your chest as if in deep thought, surreptitiously
placing your fingers over the Braille Buddy®, and - SHAZAM! Your PIC has just
transmitted to you the correct forcing reply to your opponent's awkward pawn advance.
The warm reassuring feeling you will get from such an unobtrusive device will
be interpreted by your opponent as cool confidence. No one will really know why
they call you Shredder!
And your secret
is safe with us. Abeauser & Tsceating keeps only numbered accounts for the
protection of your privacy.
In keeping with
the tradition of The Royal Game, Braille Buddy® comes standard with descriptive
notation output, and a beautiful cloth carrying case free of charge.(Algebraic
notation upgrade: $50 US).
Abeauser &
Tsceating can not be held liable for any misuse of this product.
It is the responsibility of the buyer to read and adhere to the terms and conditions
set forth in the Owner's Manual.
Batteries not included.
Remote Transmitter sold separately and is not legal in some states.
Owner's Manual sold separately and was shown to cause severe skin reactions in
73.56% of test subjects.
See Owner's Manual pp 527-562 for instructions on handling.
For questions and support go to: http://helenwaite/endoftheline.html
Suggeted
by Jim Castile
Now
you can show the FIDE president just how much you worship him with this elegant
range of clothes and accessories featuring the image of our beloved leader.
(and
we haven't made this one up!)
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