Kramnik-Leko match to start on 30 February

The long-awaited Einstein Group world championship match between defending champion Vladimir Kramnik, and his Hungarian challenger Peter Leko, will start on 30 February, in a year yet to be determined, according to the company's latest press release. The likely venue is the city of El Dorado, capital of Never-Never Land, although it is understood that Narnia, Atlantis and the planet Vulcan are all being considered as possible alternatives. When asked to comment on the latest situation, a company spokesman said "Can you spare the price of a cup of tea, guv?"

That Einstein Group Press Release in full

…er…er…world economic crisis…war in Iraq…ongoing uncertainties…global financial difficulties…remain committed…er…er…haven't got a pot to piss in…